Nerves

Hi all

This deal is from a teams tournament in San Jose. Same setup as in Santa Cruz. On the deal below I got a bit carried away and left Greg playing in a borderline slam.

North Dealer
NS Vul
North
AJ62
J3
AT94
A93
West
QT843
62
J7
QT72
East
975
K95
KQ3
J865
South
K
AQT874
8652
K4
West
North
East
South
 
1NT1
pass
22
pass
23
pass
24
pass
35
pass
34
pass
36
pass
44
pass
47
pass
6
a.p.
 
 
 

1. 14-16
2. GF relay trigger
3. Four card suit (!)
4. Relay
5. Four card suit
6. 4-2-4-3
7. 0 or 3 Aces

Greg and I are trying out some inversions over 1NT – 2 and 1 – 1NT relay auctions to see whether we can maneuver contracts more often into the strong(er) hand. It is a little bit more ballast, but so far it has been working out fine. During the auction I could see Greg would have to tackle the trumps for one loser and the rest of Greg’s cards would take care of losers in my hand.

When dummy hit the table Greg could count to eleven tricks. Number twelve should come from a squeeze. But East found a nasty lead: the King of . Nasty because it attacked a vital entry. Basically Greg could work to a position like this:

North Dealer
NS Vul
North
AJ
A93
West
QT
QT7
East
9
Q
J86
South
4
65
K4

On the last trump West would have to let go of a , then North can pitch the Jack but East is in no pain yet. North still has to cash the Ace of to complete the pressure pack on East, but then communication is gone.

There is one route that might have succeeded and that is to duck the first . Unless East has nerves of steel (to continue with a small ) he’ll probably switch to another suit, and then you can unblock and cash the before clearing and running trumps. Greg would have been able to work to a position like this:

North Dealer
NS Vul
North
J
A93
West
Q
QT7
East
Q
J86
South
4
6
K4

On the last trump first West gets squeezed out of and then East.

Greg immediately took a lot of blame for not ducking the lead and not recognizing the proper route to twelve tricks. No problem. Eventually this board proved to be a 6 imp loss. Yes, you read it correctly: 6 imp. At the other table North opened 1, South introduced his and over the 1 rebid South took a very pessimistic view and reverted to 2 (making 5). What an endeavour!

UFO? Meth lab? Fireworks?

Hi all

Welcome to my “quiet Berkeley neighborhood”. Last night an explosion rocked the street (KTVU). Bomb disposal team & hazardous material specialists running rampant but there’s no official statement on what happened just two houses from my bed. Time for some speculation I guess…

I have a deal for you too, from Santa Cruz.

North
AKJ98642
QJ
J9
Q

Greg heard me open 1 and this was the auction:

West
North
East
South
 
 
pass
1
pass
1NT1
pass
32
pass
33
pass
34
pass
45
pass
46
pass
pass7
a.p.
 

1. GF relay
2. Maximum (14-15 HCP), 5-5
3. Relay
4. 1-5-5-2
5. Aces?
6. Two of the same color
7. Not enough for slam

Greg looked at a unavoidable loser and he wasn’t particularly happy with the trump situation so he passed at game level. I can confess I was a bit scared when he passed my 4 answer. I had no idea what was going on.

Full deal:

East Dealer
NS Vul
North
AKJ98642
QJ
J9
Q
West
Q5
743
832
A9643
East
T3
K82
764
KJ752
South
7
AT965
AKQT5
T8

Of course the trumps came tumbling down so twelve tricks where easy. At the other table our teammates witnessed an enthusiastic North bidding slam on his own. Lose thirteen. Meh!

Powerlift

Hi all

This deal is from the Santa Cruz sectional last weekend. I was playing with Greg, with Andrew and Hansa as teammates. It was a nice day with reasonable play.

South
Q7
AQ4
KQ865
854
West
North
East
South
 
11
1
DBL2
pass
2
pass
23
pass
2
pass
3NT
pass
4
pass
5
a.p.
 
 
  1.  16+
  2. 5-7 hcp takeout-ish, or any GF hand without a describing bid
  3. Too strong for an immediate jump to 3NT

The interference was minimal, but very effective as our relay auction had been disrupted. I had powerful trumps sitting over East, but with the unfavourable vulnerability I didn’t want to try to deconstruct 1. In the rest of the auction Greg was able to show his 4-4-0-5 (with extras because he passed 3NT) the natural way. I considered a powerlift to 6, but because of my huge wastage in and no significant support for any of Greg’s suits I decided against it.

North Dealer
NS Vul
North
AKT3
KJT2
AQJT9
West
9652
8763
93
K62
East
J84
95
AJT742
73
South
Q7
AQ4
KQ865
854

Because the trump King was onside thirteen tricks were easy on the Ace lead. Greg had every spot card in to make 6 yawningly boring. I don’t feel too bad for missing out on slam here, as our opponents stopped in game as well.

Inverted Midas

Hi all

September was a good month. I made some progress with my Oracle DBA 2 course, in two weeks or so I’ll be able to apply for the vendor exam. My remote database job has been working out too (read: I didn’t break too many things). But to all nice songs come ends, and the same thing applies here: they don’t have enough Oracle clients to keep me for a permanent position.

Oh well, I’ll take my mind off of things with a new project: brewing my own beer. We bought hops, grain, yeast and some other ingredients for our own Pale Ale. We’ll start easy and small, only a 5 gallon batch. In a month I’ll publish the results and the size of my hangover.

This deal is from a Sunday afternoon game in El Cerrito.

North
KQ982
K95
A862
7

South
A5
QJT64
KT953
4

West
North
East
South
 
 
 
1
pass
1
pass
2
pass
4
a.p.
 
 

South opened a tad light for being vulnerable, but I don’t disagree. The final contract looks healthy, if everything breaks nice and smooth you’ll only lose one and one . Well, I can tell you Inverted Midas reared it’s ugly head. When we touched this deal it turned into the exact opposite of gold. You can think of something appropriate yourself.

South Dealer
All Vul
North
KQ982
K95
A862
7
West
A72
QJ74
T98632
East
JT7643
83
AKQJ5
South
A5
QJT64
KT953
4
 

The lead was a for the Jack and then the enemy entered a cross ruff for down three. Ugh! Unfortunately nobody was able to bid the cold game in EW. Even 6 looks close, but that only comes home on a favourable lead.

Puzzle Time

Hi all

Greg showed me this deal, it’s from the All Western Regional in Santa Clara. Deep Finesse’s analysis on the printout said that eleven tricks in are possible, even on a lead. First solution in the comments gets eternal glory.

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
9854
Q9
Q6
AQT96
West
AQJT2
T763
9
J82
East
K763
K2
K75
K754
South
AJ854
AJT8432
3

Good luck!

On a side note, would you open the South hand, and if so, what?

Roasted

Hi all

Last weak I experienced a lucky streak, both on the financial and job front. Friends in The Netherlands contacted me whether I was interested in doing some remote database administration. Hell yeah! Even the difference in time zone is convenient, as I will perform all tasks in their off hours.

Remember Washington? I was sitting South and I led my King of after the following auction:

West
North
East
South
 
pass
pass
pass
1
1
1
pass
31
pass
3NT
a.p.

1. A bit horny

This is what I could see.

West
64
A4
AT
AJT9732
 
South
Q72
K5
K87652
84

Declarer took the in dummy and played a to his Ten for my Queen. I continued another via Dennis’ Jack for declarer’s Queen. Next he took a finesse in , Dennis winning the Queen. Another that declarer won with the Ten (nice suit, Dennis!). Now he crossed to the Ace of and asked for the Ace of , pitching a himself.

When the King didn’t come down declarer shook his head and frantically looked for a way out. But Dennis alertly rose with the Ace on the from dummy and cashed out his and the King of , squeezing declarer in & in the process. Down four.

This was the full deal:

North Dealer
All Vul
North
AJ5
J9863
93
KQ5
West
64
A4
AT
AJT9732
East
KT983
QT72
QJ4
6
South
Q72
K5
K87652
84

3NT is of course a very ambitious contract, but declarer could have overcome the lack of entries to the long . Take the lead, play a to the King, finesse in and take the continuation… And now the masterplay: the 4 of to the Ten, creating an extra entry. I’m fairly sure I don’t have enough Pabis Ticci in me to find the killing insertion of the King.

Empty Handed

Hi all

Here’s an expensive deal from one of the post-Spingold knockout tournaments in DC. Outside it was hot and moist, the kind of weather you can mop me up with. But inside it was sub-Viking cold. At a certain point I even asked the director if he could rub me a little.

South
764
QT5
82
AKT74

West
North
East
South
 
 
 
Pass
1
Pass
1
Pass
2
Pass
…3
Double
3
Pass
4
Pass
4
a.p.
 

I doubled 3 as leaddirecting/penalty when West didn’t alert 3 after a significant pause. Of course 3 could be natural, but it could also be a free “keep-the-bidding-going”-bid. The opponents ended up in 4 after a series of bids that don’t make any sense to me.

Before I start out leading a top my RHO informs me 3 should have been alerted. We ask for the attention of a director. 3 was meant as check-back, but there was a failure to alert. The director instructed us to play the deal and get back to him when finished. This was the full deal:

South Dealer
EW Vul
North
AT3
962
Q43
9652
West
Q8
K47
AKT975
83
East
KJ752
AJ83
J6
QJ
South
964
QT5
82
AKT74

When the split 3-3 and the suit broke favourably ten tricks came rolling in. The director had nothing to add to the result, West had just (very) conveniently forgotten about their agreements. Talk about luck in extremo, Martin & Remco tried 3NT at the other table but lost the obvious six tricks.

At the table I overlooked my moment of glory. 4 can be set! Had I continued with a 3rd round of , in the double void, declarer’s demise would have been unavoidable. He can ruff on the short side, but if Dennis then ducks the Queen, declarer has fatal transportation problems because of the awkward position of both red Queens. The same story applies if declarer decides to ruff in his own hand, a fourth round of will leave declarer then empty handed.

Initcap

Hi all

In Oracle PL/SQL, the initcap function sets the first character in each word to uppercase and the rest to lowercase. Click here for an example. I guess people outside The Netherlands just have trouble with my last name (only “Oever” should be initcap’ed), but even so, I’m glowing with pride.

Here’s a nice slam from a side knockout event in DC. Pay some attention to the bidding sequence. The opponents must have thought we were beginners.

South
K74
AKJ98
AT873
West
North
East
South
 
 
 
1
pass
21
pass
22
pass
3
pass
4
pass
5
pass
6
a.p.

1. Natural or invite+ with
2. Any minimum or natural (3 would have shown a better hand)

Dennis naturally reversed into his four card and found me with a gigantic find and more than a minimum. I felt I could bypass 3NT and tic tic boom: 6.

This was the full deal:

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
JT6
6
KQ65
AKT84
West
Q82
T53
94
QJ932
East
A953
Q742
J2
765
South
K74
AKJ98
AT873

After the trump lead I could ruff my suit good and I pitched my losers on dummy’s . Twelve tricks and a big gain when the opponents stopped in 3NT. We lost in the semi-finals against the team that eventually won the knockout. But hey, when the Swedish girls team got knocked out in the semi-finals too, we had nothing to play for anymore. Sitting down against a bunch of ugly ass guys is certainly a lot less appealing.

Iron Monkey

Hi all

Here’s a small anecdote from DC. I cannot remember the full deal, just my hand and the dialogue. It happened in our second match (vs. team Morse) trying to qualify for the last 64 teams in the Spingold.

South
JT4
95
JT74
AT93


Red vs. white, Martin (North) opens 1 and RHO (curly hippy guy) overcalls 2. I have no bid, so I pass and Martin reopens with a double. Now what? With a small sigh I bid 2 and that’s the end of the auction.

Curly hippy guy leads a small and I put my dummy down saying that in a pairs tournament (penalty)passing was a definite option.

Curly hippy guy: “Did you really want to penalize the iron monkey?”
Me: “I would have loved to pull out my whip and give you a good spanking”
Curly hippy guy: “The last time someone offered me that I had to pay for it!”


You can imagine that the kibitzers where all over the floor crying with laughter.

The result? Martin collected seven tricks for -100 when the opponents found their ruff. And would 2 have survived a spanking? I remember analyzing for down two.

Exit Spingold

Hi all

We didn’t make it to the last 64 teams. The two teams we had to battle had a pretty big seeding rank compared to ours (twenty something vs. our 64). Both matches felt winnable, but we just didn’t have the leverage to tip the match in our favor. Oh well… Better luck next year. For games you will have to wait a week or so, at $7.50 per 30 minutes it’s a little expensive to write extensive stories. 

P.s Happy birthday Kees (I wasn’t able to contact you on Monday)