Laceration

Hi all

This deal is from Quick Tricks in San Francisco. About a year ago our DC party (Remco, Dennis, Martin and me) pillaged the club night. We finished first in both directions. So the stakes were high when Remco announced he was coming to visit us again, and that a night at QT was definitely on his schedule.

We meet our random teammates and sit down against an elderly couple. I’m holding:

South
QJT3
5
AQT
AK875

When I hear Remco open 1 I know we’re in for a ride.

West
North
East
South
 
1
pass
21
pass
2NT2
pass
33
pass
44
pass
44
Double
Redouble5
pass
4NT
pass
56
pass
7
a.p.
 
 
 

1. Natural, or invite+ with
2. 14-17 balanced
3. Slam try with
4. Cue
5. First round control
6. Three key cards

After the 5 response I could count Remco’s hand to be a 5332-distribution with Ace – King, Ace and the King. If Remco is holding three to the Ace then the grand is solid. The odds to that are 2 to 1, so I leapt to the grand.

North Dealer
NS Vul
North
AK964
AT
K84
J63
West
82
KQ943
753
Q92
East
75
J8762
J962
T4
South
QJT3
5
AQT
AK875

Above you can see the single distribution where Remco was unable to pull off thirteen tricks. Even the added bonus of the Queen of dropping doubleton didn’t occur. With tears in my eyes I write down one for a 17 IMP laceration.

The Viking approach would have worked out fine:

West
North
East
South
 
1
pass
1NT1
pass
22
pass
23
pass
24
pass
23
pass
2NT5
pass
33
pass
36
pass
43
pass
4NT7
pass
53
pass
68
pass
69
pass
610
pass
pass11
pass
 
 
 

1. GF relay
2. Maximum (14-15 hcp)
3. Relay
4. Balanced or a side suit in the other Major
5. Balanced
6. 5-2-3-3
7. Two Aces of the same rank
8. Two Kings of the same shape
9. I know you can’t possibly have a Queen, but I still want to ask
10. No Queen
11. Sigh

Reno, part 3

Hi all

Work and Dutch visitors have been eating my time. Here’s the last story from Reno.

After the first half against Stacy Jacob’s team (her not-so-up-to-date blog can be found here) we were ahead by a dozen IMP. That could have been two dozen if I hadn’t been a tad lazy when I blasted to small slam, the grand was on vanilla flavoured ice, so to speak.

Round 2.

The French ladies (D’Ovidio & Gaviard) join our table, and Drew and Michael pick up the glove against the Russian Gromova & Ponomareva. Geoff and I soon find out the French ladies are close to a breakdown, both nervous and partner wise. Or it looked like that. On this deal Geoff (North) ended up playing 3NT after I had overbid my hand by a mile and a half.

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
954
K94
K76
AT62
West
QT7
AQT86
Q4
985
East
KJ63
732
92
KQ73
South
A82
J5
AJT853
J4

Because West had overcalled in Geoff decided to take the finesse in . That was down one and a three IMP loss due to a pass out at the other table. Man, that could have been a huge pickup!

Another loss.

South Dealer
EW Vul
North
983
T83
AQT5
964
West
A75
Q92
KJ843
AQ
East
KQJ42
7
76
JT732
South
T6
AKJ654
92
K85

Sitting South I opened 1 and after that West got to declare 4. Catherine D’Ovidio took her chance after a lead, switch and continuation. She ruffed it in dummy to take the finesse, Ace of , followed by another ruff and a ruffed with the Ace of trumps. Finally a trump to dummy to extract the remaining trumps and ten vulnerable tricks were hers. Our teammates played a modest  partscore, and ten IMP just blew out of the fenêtre.

We quickly wake up from our dreams of making day two when we sit down with Drew and Michael. The Russians wrecked havoc. Not a single bad board in sight. They bid, declared and defended flawlessly. Wham! Bam! Spasiba, ma’am!

Reno, part 2

Hi all

In the Vanderbilt Geoff and I teamed up with Drew Hoskins and Michael Bodell. Because of my massive amount of eligiblity points we didn’t get seeded dead last, instead we entered a convenient four-way. Convenient because just 32 boards might be enough to squeeze out a lucky win. Our first opponent was team O’Rourke with Duboin, Wold and Sementa as hired muscle.

The sponsor played a decent first half and then the Italian mercenaries rotated in. We did the best we could, but the 30-something imp gap was too much to overcome. Memorable was the 6 the Italians bid on:

North
AKJT4
AT72
K94
7
South
Q5
6
AQJ853
KJ62

Another big loss during the first half occurred on the following deal:

West Dealer
NS Vul
North
T
AK9763
73
AJ93
West
A84
T2
KQT5
QT87
East
KQJ9
J854
J96
54
South
76532
Q
A842
K62

Geoff (North) ended up playing a modest 2 contract after West had opened 1. At the other table though, North got to play 4. When the finesse against the combined Queen – Ten worked we lost a bunch. Man, at top level bridge they do know how to combine overbidding with decent declarer play!

In a couple days I will tell you a story about the French ladies in our second match.

Reno, part 1

Hi all

I found Reno not a particularly interesting city. Sure there are casino’s, but it felt as a ghost town when strolling around. And when I see people frantically pushing buttons on slot machines, I feel wrapped in unease. A bête noire lurking in the shadows.

On the other hand I enjoyed playing bridge there a lot. Scratching the IMP Pairs with Drew Hoskins, winning two sections in side events, and some good bridge in the Vanderbilt as well. So I got home with my first Platinum points, a handful of Gold points and a couple of ACBL Reno mugs. What a bounty!

This deal is from the IMP Pairs. Drew and I easily qualified for the finals on Saturday, and out of the remaining 178 pairs we finished 43rd. Of course we could have ended about 20 places higher if I hadn’t blundered in blasting to slam off Ace – King of (-12 IMP). Hrrmph.

North Dealer
All Vul
North
A8654
AT
K5
T952
West
QJ9
Q97
874
K863
East
KT72
J62
AQT93
J
South
3
K8543
J62
AQ74
West
North
East
South
 
1
21
X
3
a.p.
 
 

1. Of course this is nowhere close to a vulnerable overcall

Drew and I punished declarer for his lighthearted overcall. A to Drew’s Ace followed by a ruff, a to the Ace and another ruff. Ace of , King of and a third ruffed with the King (just in case). Drew put the icing on the cake by playing a fourth round of that I could ruff with my Jack in front of dummy. Down four!

Who needs to bid vulnerable games when you have opponents like this?

Redeeming

Hi all

In a week I’ll be in Reno, participating in the Nationals. I have planned to play the IMP Pairs (with Drew Hoskins) and the Vanderbilt (with Geoff Hopcraft). Both partners are capable of creating action and generating imps and stories. I’ll post them here.

Here’s another Beowulf story from last week at Piedmont.

North
KQ5
K
AKJ6
A9763
South
AJ74
743
Q943
K5
West
North
East
South
 
11
pass
12
pass
23
pass
24
pass
3
pass
3NT
pass
4
pass
4
pass
6
a.p.
 
  1. 15-17 bal or any 18+
  2. 6+
  3. Natural
  4. Natural

Perhaps I shouldn’t have ventured with 2, it shows (or should show) more than this crummy four card suit. On the other hand finding a fit might get a bit difficult if I can’t take the slow approach. Anyway, Geoff pushed to slam when he found out I was holding too.

My LHO starts with the Ten of , and I take stock. I have two paths, establish the or try to ruff two in dummy. If the opponents had started with the latter plan would have been fairly easy to execute. But the lead creates some transportation problems. So I decide to establish dummy’s .

After winning the King of I draw two rounds of trumps with the Ace and King, the Ten hasn’t shown up yet. Next I cash the Ace and ruff a with the 9, LHO discarding a . I cross to the King and ruff another with the Queen. This is the position:

North
Q5
K
J6
6
South
AJ7
743

My plan was to cross again in , extract the outstanding Ten, cash the and pitch dummy’s losing on my long for thirteen tricks. I fell off the bridge when East ruffed the to dummy and cashed the Ace for down one.

North Dealer
EW Vul
North
KQ5
K
AKJ6
A9763
West
T8632
QT85
87
T2
East
9
AJ962
T52
QJ84
South
AJ74
743
Q943
K5

Mere minutes later the solution hit me. A surge of pure, redeeming insight made me want to crawl back in time and replay those last couple of cards.

Instead of crossing to dummy with another , I should have exited in . The opponents can take their trick but now dummy’s void and Queen function as entry to draw the last trump. Combining the chances of any favourable split with an unfavourable split but a well placed Ace of . It might be talking towards the cards, but assessing the value of that overtrick in 6 should have steered me in the right direction.

Beowulf

Hi all

They haven’t fixed their initcap problem, and their mailing room isn’t quite up to speed, but Oracle finally sent me my OCP certificate.

Together with Geoff Hopcraft I’ve been experimenting with a homebrew big 1 opening: Beowulf. A 1 opening shows 15-17 balanced or any stronger hand. There are just two responses possible to 1: 1 showing any 6+ and 1 showing a bust. After that the bidding takes a surprising natural turn. So the relays and asking bids I’ve always been so very fond of have been sacrificed to robust natural proceedings. I can’t tell yet whether this is systematic imp positive, but if so, our competitive agreements more than make up for it. As always the 1 is the Achilles heel of conventional systems, ours being nebulous to the n’th power, for it can be as short as zero.

Here’s an example of Beowulf in action:

North
873
5
KQJ97
KT84
South
AKT95
AKT2
A64
5
West
North
East
South
 
 
 
11
pass
12
pass
1
pass
2
pass
2
pass
2
pass
3
pass
4NT
pass
5
pass
6
a.p.
 
  1. 15-17 bal, or any 18+
  2. 6+ hcp

After 1 the auction switched to natural mode and Geoff launched himself to slam.

During the auction Geoff figured the side fit would provide enough tricks for slam. As the cards lie slam barely qualifies as questionable. In order to enjoy the long Geoff needed to discard one on the top . Then the two top would have to survive before ruffing a third one high. After that he had to draw the remaining trumps ending in dummy to enjoy the . But at that point there are still only eleven tricks (four , five and two ). The twelfth needed to come from the suit, but when the Ace proved to be off side we wrote -50.

South Dealer
NS Vul
North
873
5
KQJ97
KT84
West
J4
Q874
T5
Q9763
East
Q62
J963
832
AJ2
South
AKT95
AKT2
A64
5

I enjoyed the 3 bid best, I could show a big hand and my exact distribution, and we were just at the 3-level! I’ll keep you posted with more Beowulf action.

Tiny Forces

Hi all

On Monday I played with Drew Hoskins in the Burlingame Regionals. I thought our setup (a 6-bagger consisting of Jason Rosenfeld, Foster Geng, Ari Greenberg and David Grainger) was already a force to be reckoned with, but when I saw Mike Lawrence at the playsite I felt tiny again. If I had known he was going to be there I would have brought half a dozen books for him to sign.

Here’s me picking up eleven imp:

North
A6
KJ9
Q73
T9632
South
J853
A74
A82
AK8

The auction was short: 1NT – 3NT.

I can count six solid tricks, but when East shows out on the small lead I have seven already. I can play truly va banque and finesse in and play a towards the Queen for nine. But I don’t like to put all my eggs in one basket.

The finesse is almost unavoidable so I take it immediately. I’m glad to see the Jack wins the trick, that’s number eight.

I’m going to assume East is 4-5-4-0, for he pitched he a small on the first trick. My plan is to remove all of East’s idle cards and then place him to grant a trick to the Queen.

So I continued by cashing Ace and King of and the King, ending in dummy. I got off lead with the Ten of to West. West saw his partner’s pain too on the run of and decided not to cash his last . Instead he switched to the Ten of . I ducked and East won his Queen.

North
A
Q73
9
South
J8
A82

East exited with his remaining small and dummy took it with the Ace. I crossed to my Ace of and put East on lead again with my  Jack, discarding the from dummy. East sighs and grants the smiling Queen a trick. Nine!

South Dealer
– Vul
North
A6
KJ9
Q73
T9632
West
T72
Q6
T65
QJ754
East
KQ94
T8532
KJ94
South
J853
A74
A82
AK8

At the other table declarer was less inspired and collected his eight tricks. I agree the defence looks less than optimal (East could have kept a , for example), but after a long day most players get a little soft. Capable declarers and defenders can and will take advantage of that.

Sponge

Hi all

I’m counting down on my days of freedom & slacking. On Monday I’ll start my QA job at Newfield Wireless, a service provider for large telecom companies. A bonus for me is that it’s really, really just around the corner. I’m happy. And I can confess that again bridge has proven to be the vital key in me finding a job. Seriously, one day scientists will discover bridge cures diseases too, I’m positive.

Here’s a small deal from a Piedmont Monday night game.

North
J962
3
8653
Q765
South
Q73
Q75
AK94
KT9

All vulnerable l opened the South hand with a 12-14 NT and got to play there. Of course the opponents found a lead and damage control was priority one, as I could only count two solid tricks. My RHO won the King of and returned a small one. I had nothing to think about and threw my Queen which won the trick to my surprise. 

Processing the information at the table. RHO has both honors, honors are probably split, so West is the favourite candidate for holding the Ace. I proceeded accordingly and played my Ten to the Queen. She survived, and when I finessed against the Jack on the way back West won it with the Ace. So far so good, I can count five tricks now: two , two and a . The opponents take their and I discard to this position:

North
J96
8
76
South
Q73
AK
K

West now annoyingly switched to a . I don’t want to chuck up the sponge for -200. So after I’ve cashed the King of I go after the . I play my small to dummy’s 9 and East wins with the King. I take the continuation and sacrifice my Queen of to West who grinds his teeth and surrenders his Ten to dummy’s Jack. Well, who would have thought that anemic dummy was actually going to take two tricks?

South Dealer
All Vul
North
J962
3
8653
Q765
West
AT8
JT864
Q7
A42
East
K54
AK92
JT2
J83
South
Q73
Q75
AK94
KT9

The defence was correct up to the point where I played my small towards dummy. If West had risen with the Ace to continue setting up a winner, then his partner would still have the King as an entry. I was happy with -100, as a lot of pairs made eight or nine tricks in .

Plunge

Hi all

Back in the US of A. My trip to The Netherlands was great but exhausting. Sleeping in different beds several nights in a row, cram visits to friends, family and old colleagues into small windows of time, oh, and did I mention “De Zaak” had Pauwel Kwak on draught. I fear that I’ve gained some difficult to lose weight.

Here’s a deal from a clubnight in Rotterdam. Rekindling my partnership with René (North) for a couple of hours. He didn’t let me down, for there was enough spectacle.

South Dealer
All Vul
North
KQJ94
AJ62
KT72
West
J976532
T8
K953
East
AKT84
752
Q8
Q54
South
Q
A63
T74
AJ9863
West
North
East
South
 
 
 
11
pass
1
1
2
32
63
pass
pass
… 6
Double
a.p.
 
  1. Natural 4+ , or 15-19 balanced
  2. Explained as invitational with trump support
  3. Blammo!

West sure took a timid approach valueing his hand, just 3 with seven trumps and a void? After René heard the explanation of 3 he announced a skip bid that felt well-acquainted. I have a couple of fond memories of René ruthlessly blasting to slam without enquiries. West took a few deep breaths before taking the plunge, he sacrificed in 6. We extracted a +500 penalty from that. 

The score sheet was … colourful. Pairs making 7, down in 7, 6 doubled with an overtrick or just making, down in 6, 6 doubled down two and one happy-go-lucky EW pair that got to declare 4 doubled.

Whirlwind

Hi all

May the gods you are loyal to grant you the success you deserve for 2010.

It has been a whirlwind of attention, questions, Dutch treats and jet lag. Man, if I weren’t enjoying myself so much I would need a holiday after this. This deal is from a pairs night at Star. I was sitting West and heard the following auction.

West
K98432
Q3
8
9762

West
North
East
South
 
1
pass
21
pass
22
pass
2NT
pass
3NT
a.p.
 
 

1. Inverted
2. Stopper

I led my 5th and dummy revealed a promising stiff .

North Dealer
– Vul
North
6
KJ92
KJ763
KQJ
West
K98432
Q3
8
9762
 

Partner Erik S. wins the Ace of and returns the Jack via the Queen for my … 2. I decided to duck to keep communications intact. Basically the analysis comes down to whether South holds Queen – doubleton, or Queen – third. The latter seemed more likely in my opinion.

Declarer wrapped up ten tricks easily.

North Dealer
– Vul
North
6
KJ92
KJ763
KQJ
West
K98432
Q3
8
9762
East
AJT7
AT54
T52
54
South
Q5
876
AQ94
AT83
 

For West it’s impossible to see from what holding East has returned the Jack. Maybe you can toy around with “change in tempo”-tactics, unfortunately I’m a too ethical player to adapt to such practices. In a teams match East can offer a helping hand in the defence. Seeing the danger that West might duck the Jack return, East can cash the Ace of first before firing back the Jack, that should stir West’s cup of coffee in the right direction.